You’ve heard it before: “It’s all been done.” or “There’s nothing new under the sun.” Personally I’ve always thought that was a load of crap, but nevertheless the phrases stoically remain, like that guy at a party who is too drunk and sulking in the corner because no one will talk to him. Austin is practically bursting at the seams with new. New art of every kind, new condos, new restaurant carts, new bars and the people stream in like African Army Ants to devour it as quickly as we can make it up.
There are things in Austin that must occupy a different level of new; singular experiences that in my view are priceless and rare. Graham Reynolds taking a sledge hammer to a piano in a public park for instance. The Biography of Physical Sensation springs to mind and for whatever reason your first actual toe-curling orgasm. These are moments of perfection, stamped in time and space; unrepeatable and life-altering. They are moments that are rapturous, dangerous, and inspiring. It is with this in mind that I suggest The Fusebox Festival’s 60 in 60.
So here’s the deal: 60 of Austin’s most amazing performers line up and each do something for 60 seconds on the stage. Jason Newman and Westen Borghesi will be hosting this deluge of awesome sauce. Buy them drinks. They will need them. I have an advanced copy of the list of 60 and I am not exaggerating when I say that I was agape as I scrolled through it. This was accented by the occasional “Holy shit!”, “Wow!”, and the multi-syllabic “Dayam!”. It is more than a who’s who of Austin artists. This is a list of almost every local musician, actor, film maker, visual artist, philosopher, community organizer, and crazy person that has inspired me or pushed me to create since I came to this town. That by itself should be enough, but there is more. To my knowledge, nobody knows what anybody is going to do, not the producers, not the venue, sometimes the artist themselves don’t know until they take the stage. That is beautiful and brave and dangerous. Imagine it – eclectic, staccato, and unrelenting . . . This thing is a force, a reckoning, a singular event of the highest order, and there is still more.
You can be a digestible Feats VIP and attend a private pre-party experience, curated by Matt and Josh from the aforementioned Rubber Rep. (Biography of Physical Sensation for those that don’t know.). There will be 60 single serving sized appetizers and 60 single serving beverages for a possible 3600 culinary combinations. Matt and Josh take it a step further by offering up some of the most amazing silent auction experiences I have ever seen. If you want a list of once in a lifetime opportunities that inspire and titillate, you’d be hard pressed to find any better. My personal favorite is the Brush with Greatness, where the winning bidder will be blindfolded and taken to the home of someone who is a millionaire sports star, an Academy Award nominee, or a Pulitzer Prize winning author. You will never find out who’s home you went to. I also have a soft and naughty spot in my heart for Have a good morning if Matt has a good night, where a coffee cake will be delivered to your door every time Matt Hislope has sexual relations the night before.
Your ticket also admits you to a double bill show after the 60 starring the creative powerhouse Rebecca Havemeyer and Adam Sultan (Who I promise to stop stalking as soon as the law requires me to) and his Bowie tribute band The Super Creeps. Yes, you read that right. I repeat: Dayam!
60 in 60 is being held at the ND @501 Studios for this incarnation. VIPs show up at 6:30p, the rest of us mugs will have to wait for the doors to open at 7, and the show starts at 8. For icing on your experience cake, all of this swoon-inducing yum-yum goes to funding the internationally recognized and Austin based Fusebox Festival (which is a whole other ball of orgasm that we will get to later). For more information about 60 in 60 go here and while you’re there snoop around the site and see what that crafty Ron Berry and his crew have in store for you next. I will see you there and I promise not to fall down this time. Well, promise is a strong word. I can say, unreservedly that I will hoot and/or holler and that there is a 60% chance of dance. I will also aver that anyone who gives me an exploding fist bump has first right to buying my drinks all night. See you at the ND.
-Aaron Sanders













